The most dangerous place to put your money is your wallet

Warning:
Extra money in your wallet may cause dizziness, anxiety, stun, weakened, mental anguish and a lot of other symptoms. I know, because I have had that experience today.
KFC        - RM10.90
CINEMA - RM 12.00
MPH - RM...(actually it was a voucher)
Tang Tea House - RM 8.40
Taxi - RM5.00
I'm as broke as it can be. Behold, the risk of putting money in your wallet every time. Always remember, it is good to have money, but it's not good to keep money. So, let others keep it for you. If you need any help on this, just call 012-3456789 or else, you will lose not only the money, but your life as well. Wait, i'm going overboard. Just be careful, ok?
For the sake of the food,
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